Mike D's Movie Review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. The plot's a trippy, twisty mess, and it's far too long, but it looks fantastic. Top reviews from other countries. Read the Empire Movie review of Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End. Great. Just when he's needed most, Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), that witty and wily charmer of a pirate, is trapped on a sea of sand in Davy Jones' Locker. Disney trys to blow new wind into the sailes of this profitable franchise, with limited success. I. Jake, Kevin, Pirate Sara, and Cameron set sail for their rewatch of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies starting with Curse of the Black. Ambre. Reviewed in the United States on 5 April It's a good movie. Watched by Garrett Tesmer 02 Apr More like horizontally reclined. Watched by Ambre 02 Apr This review may contain spoilers. Faith Moore. I just bought this game for my son a few days ago and he has almost completed the entire game. Terry Rossio revealed that Johnny Depp rejected an early version of the "Pirates of the Caribbean 5" script because it had a female villain. I can't believe it! It has sparked his imagination and he is. out of 5 starsVerified Purchase. . Pirates Of The Caribbean: Salazar's Revenge.